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the perfect man
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there was this lady who was tired of living with men who were either physically abusive, who ran away from her, or who were horrible in bed. so she put an ad in the paper, that was asking for a man who; three weeks passed, and there was no reply from any man. so she just figured that there wasn't a man alive who could live up to these expectations, so she just gave up. but then, one day she heard the doorbell rang. she answered it, and there on the front porch was a man in a wheel chair who didn't have any arms and legs. the man said "i'm here about the ad you put in the paper. as you can see, i have no arms so i can't beat you, and i have no legs so i can't run away from you." the woman replied, "yes, but are you good in bed?" and the man said with smirk on his face, "how do you think i rang the doorbell?"
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